Kristin Cavallari has been BRAINWASHED!

I want to choke. I want to scream. I want to make sure I stay away from loaded weapons. Kristin Cavallari…you’re hot…but, WHAT. THE. HELL. are you thinking!? Jay Cutler?! So, so gross. I’m disgusted. I knew they were dating, but marriage? So, People is reporting that Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are engaged. Despite all the ridiculous drama that went down on Laguna Beach and The Hills… it always seemed like Kristin had a decent head on her shoulders. I stand corrected. Clearly she does not. Don’t believe me? I’ll draw it out for you…

Brainwashing, right? That’s the only logical explanation to these shenanigans. If she’s not brainwashed, I’m so shocked and disgusted by this news… I have to re-evaluate life as I know it.

-bp

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