Shocking News: Bin Laden Loved Porn

So, I read the Fox News headline “Extensive Porn Stash Reportedly Found in Bin Laden Compound”. No joke, my first thought was “huh, they spelled ”stache’ wrong…and why were all these dumb terrorists found in the compound rockin’ mustaches? I figured they were more the beard type.” Fox News: 1, BP: zero.  Now that I realize what they’re talking about… really? This is news? This is the least shocking thing I’ve ever heard. Of course they love porn, what the hell else are these idiots gonna do? You can’t plan terrorist attacks 24/7. Dirtbags.

-bp

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