A $15,000 Lawsuit for a Finger Prick from a Rose Thorn?

(UPI) — A Florida man’s lawsuit against Winn-Dixie Stores and a flower importer is seeking $15,000 in damages for a finger prick from a rose thorn.

Charles Imwalle, 41, of Lake Mary filed a lawsuit Monday against Winn-Dixie and Passion Growers LLC claiming he suffered pain, disfigurement, medical bills and lost wages after pricking his finger on a thorn from a rose he purchased from his local Winn-Dixie in February, the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel reported Thursday.

The suit states the roses should have been stripped of their thorns and the stems should have been wrapped more carefully. The litigation also claims anti-bacterial solution was not used in the display buckets. Imwalle lawyer Paul Thompson of Altamonte Springs declined to comment on the case. Sam Ferrara, founder of Passion Growers, said Imwalle’s cut became infected and he blamed the roses, but the company sterilizes all of its flowers.

“We’ve been doing this 20 years,” Ferrara said. “We’ve never, never had anything like this where anyone has gotten an infection by a thorn prick.”

A Winn-Dixie spokesman declined to comment.

Move over Dirk Diggler, there’s a new giant prick in town. Charles Inwalle, you are the worst kind of person. You think Don Flamenco ever went crying to the corner after chomping on his victory rose? Hell no. You’re suing for fifteen grand because you’re an idiot. I hope you get counter-sued for stupidity. Can you do that? You should be able to. You know how the World Cup changed the rules so that you get a yellow card if you get caught flopping? This should be the lawsuit equivalent. You file a ridiculous suit? Boom, counter-sued for stupidity. Whatever you sued for times two.


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