Lobster Geoff sent me this link saying, “What’s next, a game where they teach kids to light dog shit on fire and leave it on doorsteps?” What’s he talking about? Watch on.
A toy dog that you feed play-doh, push a button, and watch it take a dump? I had to double check that this is a real thing. It is. 4 of 5 stars on Amazon, people. 16,000 people “like” it on Facebook. I can’t crack 100. I hate you, doggie doo.
Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted.
-bp