WestAllis Now – A 97-year-old man who wanted to watch a Milwaukee Brewers game called 911 to report someone had stolen his remote control.
According to the Greenfield police report:
The man called 911 to report someone had stolen his remote control from his residence in the 9300 block of West Howard Avenue prior to 8 p.m. Sept. 26.
The remote control was found after police responded, so the man was able to watch the Brewers game.
I can’t tell you how badly I want to be this badass when I’m 97 years old. My team is playing, I can’t find my remote, there’s only one logical solution… somebody stole it. Now, gimme the damn phone, I’m calling 911.
-bp
[h/t TheBigLead]