Oh goodie. Lenny Dykstra and Jose Canseco are gonna fight in a celebrity boxing match this weekend. Who ya got? I’m betting $1,000,000 on the washed up former all-star, former silver-slugger-award-winning, ex World Series champion.
(Besides the 1987 Topps trip down nostalgia lane…want to know the best part about this blog? The obvious joke that my bet is ambiguously referring to both of them suggests one would indeed win. In reality, that would be the dumbest bet in history because there’s a 90% that coward Jose sends his twin bro Ozzie to fight for him.)