VeryWeirdNews – Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.
Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”
Cheap wine and tequila! Haha. Getcha every time! I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this chick won’t be cheating again any time soon.
Well, it’s your lucky day Rossie Brovent. I just solved all your embarrassing problems. Just a little tattoo touch-up necessary here. Just need to get a cone tramp stamp… and turn that puppy into an soft-serve ice-cream treat! Maybe make it a tropical scene? The sun shining, a palm tree, a bird to join the flies in the sky? You know what I’m talking about. This.
-bp (yes, I realize this whole thing might be fake, but I don’t care. I’m awesome regardless)
“Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted!”