Yeah, you read that right. Ten freakin’ kilos of coke, and ONE THOUSAND POUNDS of the hippy lettuce. Read the full story here. I know if I had a three-year contract with the Bears with a maximum value of $5.15 million ($4.15 million base total), after receiving a $1.35 million signing bonus…I’d need a way to supplement my income too. Sam Hurd. Kook of the Week.