Art Show!! One Drunk, Pantless Woman Included Free of Charge!

If someone gave you $30 million and said you HAD to spend it on one of these 2 paintings, which one would you choose? Pretty much a toss up right? Both suck, both look like they were done in about 3 minutes, both look like they were done by a 3 year old…

If you guessed the one on the right, well you suck for not choosing my stellar bitmap paint version of the real version. But you did guess the painting that IS actually worth $30 million dollars… US dollars… Yea.. Holy $h^t is right. What a colossal waste of money. That’s the most ridiculous pile of crap ever portrayed as “art.”  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Carmen Tisch.

Carmen also thought this painting was awful, so awful in fact that her drunk ass went to a museum and pulled down her pants and rubbed her booty on it and then pissed all over herself.  Now that is hate! I guarantee these words came out of her mouth “What the F is that, I could paint that with my ass” seconds before she dropped trow and scrubbed her clammy butt all over the painting, scratching it and causing a ton of damage. The whole story is here, but I think you get it. Ugly overpriced painting, looks like it was painted with an ass, white trash chick, urine, end of story.

My favorite part is this line “It doesn’t appear she urinated on the painting or that the urine damaged it, so she’s not being charged with that,” Lynn Kimbrough, a spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney’s Office

Let me make sure I understand the laws here. It is NOT illegal to piss NEAR a $30 million dollar painting in a fancy museum? Ok, got it, thanks for that little gem of knowledge.

Happy art pissing, just remember, only pee NEAR the art, not actually on the art.


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