Ninja Impostors are on the Loose and Looking to Get High

WEST COVINA, Calif. — West Covina police say two people in ninja costumes robbed a medical marijuana delivery man but it’s not clear how much money or marijuana was taken.

Police Lt. Alan Henley told the San Gabriel Valley Tribune ( ) the victim had just made a delivery to a patient on South Sunset Avenue and was headed to his car when the pair confronted him and chased him with batons.

Henley says the attack took place just before 10 p.m. Friday.

Henley says the victim, in his 40s, was scared and dropped a bag containing marijuana and money and the attackers took it.

The lieutenant says he knows of no other ninja-style thefts recently.

The medical marijuana business is no joke. It’s dangerous. But never in a million was this delivery guy expecting to get attacked by a ninja. Are we sure this is accurate reporting though? Batons? I think not. Not the ninjas I lay awake in fear of… throwing stars, nun-chucks, daggers… stuff like that. Batons? That’s a little* stick right? Ninjas don’t carry little* sticks.

*i had to add the word ‘little’ so to clarify i was referring to the stupid baton. a STAFF on the other hand, comment board, is a BIG STICK, with tape on it and stuff. and it is indeed a ninja tool.


[lobbed by Van Diesel]

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