We need a name for it, right? I mean, it’s not a mohawk. Not really. It’s not just a mullet, because it’s got some extended duck-tail thingy going on at the very bottom, plus the shaved down sides, of course. Is there already a name out there for this thing and I’m just not cool enough to know it? It’s almost like an aggressive version of the look Evan Longoria used to rock.
So, what’s Bryce Harper’s hair called? Everything has a name nowadays. Do we just name it the “Davy Crockett” and call it day?
[bryce harper photo credit: Dennis Nett/The Post-Standard]