2010: I’m in the The Show, baby!!!! Dreams come true!!
2011: Still living the dream… Balla for life!
2012: Wait, I’m on the Orioles?
If we use Dion Phaneuf as a scale of what’s to become of young Robert… in 2017, he’s gonna look like a serial killer.
Hey, speaking of hockey…the playoffs start tonight. That’ll be the last you hear of it here.
[lobbed by Van Diesel, via BLS]