If You Buy This $1 Million Parking Spot…You’re an Asshole

NY Post – The city’s first million-dollar parking space is on the market.

The private garage at 66 E. 11th St. costs six times more than the national-average price of a single-family home.

Buying it would be the same as paying a $115 ticket for illegal parking every day — for 24 years.

For moguls or celebrities, however, the rare commodity of a Manhattan parking space inside their building, with a curb cut at the street, is a huge status symbol and selling point.

A huge status symbol, huh? Know what else is a huge status symbol? Not buying a million dollar parking spot to prove to people you have a lot of money. If anybody has ever deserved to be stapled by their shirt onto a wall with the words “EAT ME” sharpied on their forehead… it’s the guy who buys this parking spot.

-bp

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