3Xs the Legal Limit is Not a Good Look on You, Blackmon

Your second DUI before playing a down in the NFL? Three times the legal limit? “He was unsteady on his feet, his speech was slurred, and his eyes were glassy and blood shot,” Stillwater police spokesman Capt. Randy Dickerson said in a statement. “He admitted to consuming alcohol prior to driving.” Uh, ya think? He blew a .24 blood alcohol. Good grief, son. Time to right the ship if you want to put all that talent to use. No more DUIs, mmmkay? Also, get that piece of lint outta your hair, you look ridiculous.

-bp

[lobbed by Mooooogs]

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