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That was mean. I’m sorry. He’s not signing with the Bolts. In fact, there’s no chance in hell the Chargers are gonna sign Ochocinco. No chance. I’ve seen a few Chargers fans tweeting that we should sign him so I had to mess with them just a wee bit. I repeat… no chance….and no thanks. There’s a reason the Patriots are releasing him, as Adam Schefter just tweeted.
Musta been one hell of an eye doctor appointment, huh? Maybe he’s legally blind now?
-bp
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