These Pizza Vending Machines are Spawn of Satan

I just want to go on record saying that if I ever buy pizza from a vending machine, it’s because I want every one of you lobsters to punch me in the jugular*. That’s all.

-bp

*disclaimer: desire to be punched does not apply if I bought the pizza to throw at someone, and not consume.

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