Has Roddy White Lost His Mind?

It doesn’t surprise me at all to hear Chris Johnson saying he could beat Usain Bolt in a foot race because CJ is dumber than a box of rocks. But Roddy White? My initial reaction to his tweet saying that Chris Johnson could beat Usain Bolt in the 40 yard dash was, “those might be the most ignorant words that have ever been spoken… what a moron.” Then I thought… “wait, what if I’m the moron? Roddy seems to be an intelligent dude.” In the internet age, if we can line up Bolt to every single Olympian sprinter in history, then we can line him up with CJ in a 40 yard dash. I think Bolt would smoke him, but what do I know? It’s not like Bolt’s known for his quickness off the blocks, and he is oftentimes in the middle of the pack when a race begins… so, who knows? What do you lobsters think? Who wins?

I want them to race.


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