If I told you that Rex Ryan* had a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey with no pants on… and she was Tebowing**… you’d call me ________ ?
Front page material, folks. Yep, “KINKY INKY“…
Speechless. I literally have no speech.
*I mean, this could be fake. Photoshopped tat? Or not even Rex at all? But the Daily News isn’t that dumb, right? I bet they are…
**yes, I realize she might not be Tebowing, rather in some pinup girl pose from Rob Ullman, or someone like him.
[h/t BC via New York Daily News]