— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) June 28, 2014
Listen, I know this pancake is terrible. That’s the pancake life, sometimes you try to make Tim Howard and sometimes you get Bin Laden. I was using a new batter, and it just wasn’t cutting it for me. I even tried to make the stupid thing three times… each one worse than the last. The responses I got on twitter were really great, because let’s be honest… that pancake looks nothing like Tim Howard.
— Tony Losoya (@Tony_Losoya) June 28, 2014
OH GOD TIM HOWARD PANCAKE IS GOING TO EAT ME IN MY SLEEP. — Calvin A. Lasister (@TheSmokingPun) June 29, 2014
— The San Diego Critic (@CriticSanDiego) July 1, 2014
@LobShots I always knew you supported terrorism.
— Rob (@ThisIsSan_Diego) July 1, 2014
@LobShots Pancake Tim Howard made the classic mistake of watching them open the Ark of the Covenant
— Nick Ennis (@nickennis) July 1, 2014
Like I said, I tried… and I failed.
Either way, you get the point. Go Team USA!