Everth Cabrera is an idiot. He was recently arrested, and released. Here’s how TMZ reported although it includes multiple inaccuracies. Because I don’t have the time to blog it… here’s how it went down. It reads like a movie script.
There’s a lot more to this Everth Cabrera story that TMZ didn’t report. A lot more. Like, he wasn’t even driving his own car.
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
Everth Cabrera was driving a KIA with Oregon plates when he got arrested. Wrap your head around that.
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
Get this. Everth Cabrera never got pulled over. Officers found him walking a double yellow line w/ his KIA parked in the middle of 94 frwy.
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
These tweets about Everth Cabrera aren’t me joking. This is seriously how this went down. I have a source.
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
Well, he had a pipe on him, & an open container of marijuana. RT @DallasLatos: @LobShots but how do they know he was “high on weed”?!
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
When officers approached Everth Cabrera… he was so high that he was initially unresponsive. Once he responded, he refused to listen…
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
When officers went to frisk Everth Cabrera, he resisted & said, in Spanish, “If you put in me in that patrol car, I will cut your balls off”
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
Funny thing about law enforcement, they don’t like being threatened. So that’s when they took down Everth Cabrera. He now has scabbed knees.
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
Yes, everything I just told you about the Everth Cabrera arrest is true. No, I can’t share my source. No, I’m not a liar.
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
Everth Cabrera did not play the “Do you know what I am?” card. Rather, while in the backseat, after the incident, an officer recognized him.
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
Officers assumed the KIA Everth Cabrera was driving broke down in the middle of the freeway. Nope. It was fine. He just stopped. Got out.
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
Also of note, there were multiple bag/containers of marijuana in the KIA w/ Oregon plates that Everth Cabrera was driving… he was alone.
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
How high on weed do you have to be to park your car in the middle of a freeway and tell officers you’re going to cut their balls off?
— Brady Phelps (@LobShots) September 5, 2014
Goodbye, Everth. You’re no longer welcome on the Padres.
**UPDATE: Please read the story behind the above story**
-bp