Category Archives: Kook of the Week

Pranks Are Only Funny If You’re 100% Convinced You’re Going to Die, Right?

Bro! Remember that time we had you convinced your were gonna get vaporized by an oncoming train?! Remember that?! HILARIOUS! Some friends you got there, pal. One second you think you’re dead… the next your “friends” are just laughin’ it … Continue reading

Posted in Kook of the Week | Leave a comment

Matt Bush: Scumbag Extraordinaire

Sporting News – Matt Bush, the No. 1 overall pick by the San Diego Padres in 2004 who now is trying to win a spot in the Tampa Bay Rays’ bullpen, was charged with driving under the influence and fleeing … Continue reading

Posted in Baseball, Kook of the Week | Tagged , | 4 Comments

Worst Window Sticker Ever?

I heart my wife too, bro… but that’s ridiculous. What do you lobsters think this cat’s deal is? Here are the top things that came to my mind.   He: A) Cheated on his wife B) Lost a bet C) Just … Continue reading

Posted in Kook of the Week | Tagged , | 3 Comments

What’d You Do Last Night? Bears WR Sam Hurd Tried to Buy 10 Kilos of Cocaine and 1,000 Pounds of Weed From a Federal Agent

Yeah, you read that right. Ten freakin’ kilos of coke, and ONE THOUSAND POUNDS of the hippy lettuce. Read the full story here. I know if I had a three-year contract with the Bears with a maximum value of $5.15 … Continue reading

Posted in Football, Kook of the Week, NFL | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

SHOCKING: Raiders Player Arrested

Kook of the Week. Nice work, Rolando McClain. Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason, right? Way to smile for getting arrested, bro. Here’s the story. Here’s the mugshot. Just win, baby. -bp

Posted in Football, Kook of the Week, NFL | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment

Dude Catches 881-Pound Tuna, and the Feds Stole it From Him

New Bedford, Mass. • It’s the big one that got taken away. Local fishing boat owner Carlos Rafael was elated when one of his trawlers snared an 881-pound bluefin tuna earlier this month. But the joy was short-lived. Federal fishery … Continue reading

Posted in Kook of the Week, News | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

The Beginning of the End…

Bubblegum Pedialyte. So, so gross. That’s all I ate/drank for almost 20 hours yesterday. Literally had a moment…while in the bathroom, where I looked up, and uttered the words, “What did I do, God?” At the time, that was a … Continue reading

Posted in Kook of the Week | 2 Comments

I Didn’t Realize That a Squash Racquet Could Double As a Shotgun…

Cameron Pilley. Some insanely good and hard-hitting squash player….and his brother. Lobster Geoff sent me this video up to me 6 days ago… finally getting around to watching it. Sad it took me so long to get around to that … Continue reading

Posted in Kook of the Week, Man Crush of the Week | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Kook of the Week: Jose Valverde Thinks He’s Joe Namath…

NEW YORK — How’s this for a guarantee? After closing out the Detroit Tigers’ win over the New York Yankees in Game 2 of the ALDS on Sunday, closer Jose Valverde believes the Tigers are a lock to win the … Continue reading

Posted in Baseball, Kook of the Week, MLB | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ever Wonder What a Kilo of Cocaine Looks Like Inside of You?

MSNBC – Handout medical image released by the Brazilian Federal Police showing bags with cocaine inside the gastrointestinal tract of a 20-year-old Irish national arrested by police at Congonhas airport in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on September 12. The man, identified … Continue reading

Posted in Kook of the Week, News | Tagged , , , , , , | 1 Comment