Category Archives: Soccer

Awesome Photo From the USA vs. Panama Match

Work with what you got, right? Click to enlarge. Those are some enormous banners. I love the “100 YEARS OF HISTORY – OUR TIME STARTS NOW” coupled with the painter on the bottom right starting to write something. Sure looks … Continue reading

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FEEL GOOD FRESHNESS!!! Best Soccer Goal in the History of Time…

I watched this a few times… smiles followed by my eyes welling up each time. I love this so much. There are no words… Sign him up, sign him up, sign him UPPPPPPPP!!!!! -bp [lobbed by John]

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David Beckham is Retiring… Here’s His Best Interview Ever

  If something┬álegitimately┬áLOLs me, and it’s related to a current event, I’m gonna put it up. It’s got over 15 million views on the YouTube machine, so you may have seen it before. -bp

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Nice Scarf! Except Wayne Rooney Looks Like Hitler

Put any name you want on that friggin’ scarf… that’s Hitler’s face. Not cool. -bp [via @bubbaprog]

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Holy Crap – Hope Solo is Engaged, and He’s a Bum

Those are tweets from Chris Daniels… breaking the story. Crazy. What an idiot this Jerramy Stevens guy is. Check his wiki. What in the world is Hope thinking? -bp

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Alexi Lalas Should be the Poster Boy for Movember

A few days old, I know… but it’s just too incredible to not post. I’m floored by this ‘stache. Some people, like myself, look ridiculous with a mustache. Others look amazing. Alexi is the latter. -bp [via @cjzero]

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Alex Morgan as McKayla Maroney for Halloween? Yes!

That’s your favorite soccer crush Alex Morgan as McKayla Maroney and her not-impressed face for Halloween. She posted these photos on twitter. I am a big fan of this. She’s with Sydney Leroux, fellow USA soccer teammate. They hit the … Continue reading

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This Zidane Statue – I Don’t Get It

So, they put up a statue in Paris of Zidane head-butting that Italian bird. Why? Wasn’t this a moment of national shame for them? Why put up a friggin’ statue? Don’t. Get. It. Holy crap! Look how huge it is! … Continue reading

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Hey Soccer Bro – That’s a Live Grenade, Act Like It

  Apparently this is a soccer match in Iran. Apparently it’s normal to have things thrown on the field in Iran. So normal that the players don’t even notice when it’s a GRENADE they’re picking up and tossing off the … Continue reading

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Your 2014 World Cup Mascot is…. a Friggin’ Armadillo? Serious?

Okay? I guess. Did they move the World Cup to Texas? So confused right now. He looks like he’s straight outta Pokemon, or Sonic the Hedgehog or something. I’ve never been to Brazil – but I have stereotypical images of … Continue reading

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