Category Archives: Soccer

The Clint Dempsey Face is Really Something

Posted on September 12, 2012 by bp

Jamaican player tries to be a tough guy. Clint Dempsey responds. -bp [via TBL]

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This is What it Looks Like to Get Your Face Obliterated by Alex Morgan’s Knee

Posted on August 3, 2012 by bp

That’s Alex Morgan’s knee. That’s the New Zealand goalies face. That’s gonna leave a mark. My shoulder doesn’t hurt very much, but my face does. Right here. Not here or here so much, but riiiight here. -bp [gifs via]

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Mario Balotelli Celebrates a Goal

Posted on June 28, 2012 by bp

He does not look like a man I’d like to fight. -bp [via Gifulmination]

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Celebrate!

Posted on May 29, 2012 by bp

This could be ten years old for all I know… just got sent to me, and I laughed… a lot. -bp [lobbed by brandyn]

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Celebrity Status 101: How to Pose with Fans

Posted on April 11, 2012 by bp

If you’re a pro soccer player and it’s nudie magazine day… ya might want to make sure the bag isn’t semi-transparent before taking photos with young fans. Just a thought. For the record, that’s Felipe Baloy, a defender for Santos … Continue reading →

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Alex Morgan in Body Paint? Yes, Please.

Posted on February 10, 2012 by bp

Tell ya what… once you post a picture of Alex Morgan’s twitter avatar and say she’s hot… six lobsters will immediately tell you that her body-painted photo from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue just dropped on the interweb. Still smokin’ … Continue reading →

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How Hot is Alex Morgan’s Twitter Avatar?

Posted on February 8, 2012 by bp

Smoking hot. Viva Women’s Soccer! One of my favorite ever Alex Morgan moments  happened in the stands after one of her goals at the World Cup. -bp [follow @alexmorgan13]

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Donovan and Beckham Share a Storybook Win for MLS Cup

Posted on November 21, 2011 by bp

Stoked for Landon. Stoked for Beckham too. Showman and I got the opportunity to see the Galaxy in San Diego earlier this year. Was a great time. The season the LA Galaxy had this year was amazing, and they deserved … Continue reading →

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It’s Poop Again! USA ties Mexico in Soccer

Posted on August 11, 2011 by bp

So, the USA tied Mexico 1-1 in Jurgen Klinsmann’s coaching debut for U.S. soccer. But all anybody can talk about is no. 9 on the Mexico team having a giant poop stain on his shorts. I think this dude’s name … Continue reading →

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Truffle Shuffle Kid at Women’s World Cup Steals the Show

Posted on July 17, 2011 by bp

I flipped out when Alex Morgan scored the first goal for the US Women’s World Cup team in the final vs. Japan. I, like most people, “knew” they’d hold the lead and close the game out for the win. Sadly, they … Continue reading →

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