Tag Archives: Heath Bell

The Curse of the Padres

Scott Miller over at CBS Sports wrote an article “The Anti-All Stars: Position-by-position, this season’s most disappointing players.” Not shockingly, this list has ‘PADRES’ written all over it. Past and present alike. Here are the cliffnotes on the current Padres … Continue reading

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Padres new Closer Huston Street is a Speedo-Wearing, Cross-Dressing, Party Animal!

Hahaha. Just messin’ with ya, Huston. I have zero problem with any of these pics. Cross-dressing is a must for rookie-hazing…or halloween for that matter. Speedos are a must, well no where, except for an Olympic swimming pool, but I … Continue reading

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Goodbye Heath Bell, Hello Huston Street… Padres Trade for the Rockies Closer

Wow, that was quick. Twitter has been exploding about a possible trade with the Rockies and now Thomas Harding of MLB.com reports that Huston Street to the Padres is a done deal. Not cheap either, he’s due to be paid … Continue reading

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FAN RANT: The Marlins are Everything the Padres Should Be…

The Marlins are now reportedly bumping their Albert Pujols offer to 10 years. No details yet, but HOLY CRAP. I swear… I gave it a few minutes of thought after hearing the Marlins signed Jose Reyes, and I started to … Continue reading

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Heath Bell is Officially a Miami Marlin

Kinda stings a bit to see, huh Padres fans? -bp [via @sberthiaumeESPN]

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How Pimp is Heath Bell?

I have no clue how I never saw this, it’s old, but if I hadn’t seen it…maybe you haven’t either. Bro, you pull chicks? No, I’m the fat married guy. Awesome. -bp [RJ’s Fro via ESPN the Magazine (page 79)]

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The Padres Bullpen, Yoda, and The Force

There aren’t many things the Padres have going for them these days… their bullpen, however, is one thing they definitely have going for them. Star Wars is another. I freaking love these guys. Led by Heath Bell, who is amazingly … Continue reading

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Padres Trades! *crickets*

Heath Bell, Mike Adams, Ryan Ludwick, Aaron Harang. It’s about 11AM on the Friday before the Sunday MLB Trade deadline. How is it possible that all four of these dudes are still on the Padres? I have faith in Jed … Continue reading

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Padres Doin’ it Right: Honoring Troops With Camo Unis

Padres management isn’t as dumb as their record might suggest. Tonight, the boys will be wearing their camouflage uniforms against the Pittsburgh Pirates to honor America’s Troops one day after President Obama announced the death of Osama Bin Laden. Generally, … Continue reading

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Padres Staring Down the Barrel of a 162-0 Season

Padres Win! Padres Win! It’s the 2011 Major League Baseball season and the San Diego Padres are in First Place in the NL West and on pace for a decent 162-0 season. Hope springs eternal, bitches! This game was sick. … Continue reading

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