Tag Archives: Kobe Bryant

Magic Johnson is Trying to Run Bynum Out of LA

Woah. That’s what Magic Johnson just tweeted. It says “Dwight Howard would be the final piece to make the Lakers a championship team for a long time.” It reads, “Andrew Bynum is a lazy, childish piece of crap and I … Continue reading

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How the Internet Responded to Kobe Bryant & Steve Nash

So that happened. Steve Nash is now a Laker. Dude is old, but certainly an upgrade for the Lake Show. The internet responded as only the internet knows how… with memes, bad photoshop jobs and overall ridiculousness. It’s gonna be … Continue reading

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Kobe Got Himself a New Whip

That’s a Ferrari 458 Italia. “We’re told the Black Mamba paid $329,000 yesterday for the car … which he paid for in full with a check,” TMZ reported. Let me do my best Darren Rovell impression here: Kobe could have … Continue reading

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Kobe is Crazy Good

Some shots just aren’t supposed to be made… unless you’re the Black-freaking-Mamba. -bp [gif via@CorkGaines via TBL]

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The Black Masked Mamba

As everybody knows by now, Kobe went from a clear mask to a black mask last night. The black mask didn’t work out so hot, since the Lake Show lost to the Pistons. Prior to the game, Lakers.com reporter Mike … Continue reading

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Kobe Bryant and Jeremy Lin Should Sue This Chinese Newspaper

Serious with these jokers? Reminds me of this Ghostbusters photo. Not cool. -bp [h/t sportspickle]

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Kobe vs. MJ – Who is the Greatest Ever?

Sucks there wasn’t a stat bar titled “narcissism”. Would’ve been the only category that Kobe could’ve edged out Jordan. -bp [via hoopdoctors]

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Vanessa Bryant is Filthy Rich

So, Kobe Bryant and his well endowed wife, Vanessa, are getting a divorce. They released a joint statement, stating they ”have resolved all issues incident to their divorce privately with the assistance of counsel and a judgment dissolving their marital … Continue reading

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Kobe’s Christmas Day Shoes are Ugly as Sin

I give you the Nike Zoom Kobe VII. He’ll be wearing these suckers on Christmas Day. Just hideous. Bright green and purple? What a joke(r). Zing! Somebody remind Kobe his nickname is The Black Mamba… not The Black Puma, The … Continue reading

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Kobe is Pissed About Trading Lamar Kardashian — So Am I

  EL SEGUNDO – The Los Angeles Lakers have acquired the Dallas Mavericks’ first round selection in the 2012 NBA Draft in exchange for Lamar Odom and the Lakers 2012 second round draft pick, it was announced today by General … Continue reading

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