Tag Archives: Major League Baseball

Padres Cirque du Soleil First Pitch Blows the Mind

So, I saw this while watching the Padres vs. Royals game last night and thought it was pretty freaking cool. Guy walks up to the mound for the first pitch like he’s gonna make a normal throw, then next thing … Continue reading

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Yahoo Sports Hates the Padres, Bud Black & Anthony Rizzo

Rizzomania is in full effect here in San Diego. I’ve got him on my fantasy baseball team and he’s put up legit numbers in his first few days in the big leagues. Anybody who plays Yahoo Fantasy Baseball knows that … Continue reading

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MLB Highlight of the Year: The Amazing & Elusive Astros Fan

You’ve hopefully already seen this, just throwing it up in case you missed it. This amazing Astros fan that is clearly drunk and skilled in the art of parkour. Love this dude. Get after it, son. Guess what, opening scene … Continue reading

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Doppelganger Time: Jose Bautista is Not Human

Jose Bautista is crushing the ball. Jose Bautista hit 3 home runs on Sunday. Jose Bautista is leading all of Major League Baseball in home runs. Jose Bautista is batting .415 with 13 homers and 21 RBIs in his last … Continue reading

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5.11.11: The 1927 NY Yankees or 2011 San Diego Padres?

Mark your calendars, folks. May 11th, 2011 will be the best offensive production the San Diego Padres will post in 2011. I hope I’m wrong, I really do. But what we saw from the Padres on Wednesday was just unreal. … Continue reading

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Francisco Liriano Shoves a No-Hitter up Gardenhire’s Ass

You sir, are my Man Crush of the Week. Minnesota Twins pitcher Francisco Liriano threw the first no-hitter of the 2011 Major League Baseball season. A few things are awesome about this. He had a 9.13 ERA going into the … Continue reading

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Gangs Love to Steal

Stealing logos and hats from Major League Baseball wasn’t enough for the gang members. Now they want to take over the Arizona State logo. “The Satan Disciples” are using the ASU logo now. Nice name guys… no plans for Heaven … Continue reading

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Mike Vrabel is Pissed at Mike Leake for Stealing Spotlight

Zing! Get it? “Stealing” the spotlight? It’s no wonder I have a world famous blog when I’m dropping headlines made of gold. Mike Leake, the idiot pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds was arrested yesterday for allegedly stealing at Macy’s. This … Continue reading

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Padres Staring Down the Barrel of a 162-0 Season

Padres Win! Padres Win! It’s the 2011 Major League Baseball season and the San Diego Padres are in First Place in the NL West and on pace for a decent 162-0 season. Hope springs eternal, bitches! This game was sick. … Continue reading

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Hey Google Doodle Punks! It’s MLB Opening Day!

I love Google Doodles. I really do. They are generally cool and clever. I don’t even know if that’s what they are called. When I google’d them, I searched “google image for special days”. I typed that and immediately felt … Continue reading

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