Tag Archives: Mark Sanchez

Rex Ryan is Really Special…

Posted on January 4, 2013 by bp

If I told you that Rex Ryan* had a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey with no pants on… and she was Tebowing**… you’d call me ________ ? Front page material, folks. Yep, “KINKY INKY“… Speechless. I literally … Continue reading →

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Learn How to THROW, Sanchez!

Posted on September 24, 2012 by bp

I mean, that’s the only appropriate headline, right? -bp [h/t @bubbaprog]

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A Vicious Love Triangle: Tim Tebow, Kate Upton, and Mark Sanchez

Posted on March 21, 2012 by bp

Minutes ago, Tebow signed with the Jets. Tebow has been spotted multiple times hanging out at events with my girl Kate Upton. Mark Sanchez has, of course, been tied to Kate Upton on multiple reports, including late night rendezvous which … Continue reading →

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Rex Ryan is a Cartoon

Posted on February 25, 2011 by bp

Rex Ryan guaranteed a Super Bowl victory for the New York Jets. In other shocking news, Rex Ryan loves feet. Antonio Cromartie has kids. Mark Sanchez loves hot 17 year olds. This is just tired. We get it, Rex. You … Continue reading →

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