Tag Archives: Tom Brady

“I hate your brother, I hate your father, I hate your giant mutant face.”

I laughed hard once. It was the line I chose for the title of this post. So I figured it was worthy of a post. Lots of cursing. Sorry. I would’ve laughed harder if I wasn’t still bitter. Sorry. -bp … Continue reading

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Richard Sherman Has Deleted That “U Mad Bro?” Tweet

Looks like the eye in the Seahawks sky got to Richard Sherman. Tom Brady had been talking trash to the Seahawks secondary, and they shut him up by beating the Patriots. This tweet from the Seahawks DB, “He told me … Continue reading

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NFL Quarterbacks Chatting on Facebook

Really, really good stuff. LOL’d me about 6 times. The first laugh came from our boy, Philip ‘Golly Jee’ Rivers. The thought of him saying to Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, “Damn, you two bitches just got Discount Double SLAMMED!” … Continue reading

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Which Tattoo is Worse?

Field of dreams-esque back tat with Shoeless Joe, Honus Wagner, Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Ted Williams, Lou Gehrig, Walter Johnson and Ty Cobb… vs. Tom Brady, Tedy Bruschi, Wes Welker and Bill Belichick in Lego form with Gillette Stadium standing … Continue reading

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You Like Bradying? Expect The Following in Return From Me…

The very nature of this Bradying…is designed for a kick in the nuts. You’re not looking at what’s coming… legs spread… it’s a wide open shot. Right under the clasped hands… straight to the jimmy. So, out of principle, if … Continue reading

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Goodbye Super Bowl XLVI

Tom Brady lost…the game, and some dignity in those photos. Eli Manning won. If you ask me, a healthy Gronk would’ve been the difference. That, and Welker making that catch. Not all his fault though, wasn’t a great throw by Brady, but … Continue reading

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Tom Brady Cuts His Hair and Immediately Mocks the Chargers

So what. Kimmy Gibbler cut his hair. Good for him. Clearly he’s not superstitious, I know if I threw for a billion yards in the first 3 games of the season, I’d prolly keep my hair the same. Whatever though… … Continue reading

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This is Me Taking 100% Credit For Every One of Tom Brady’s 517 Passing Yards

Go ahead. Somebody… anybody… I dare you to say Tom Brady doesn’t read LobShots. Dare. You. I’m not here trying to say that the only reason Tom Brady shattered his career high in passing yardage on MNF is because of … Continue reading

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Cam Newton Throws Socks Into Mouths…

I don’t care if you love or hate Cam Newton. I don’t care if the Panthers lost the game. If you throw 422 yards in your NFL debut, crushing Peyton Manning’s previous NFL debut record of 302 yards, that’s a … Continue reading

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Your Patriots Starting QB: Tom Bundchen!

Jersey of the year. A Bundchen 12 Jersey, for the win. Tough to beat a Giselle Bundchen Tom Brady no. 12 Patriots jersey, right? Wrong. Somebody make one with “Gibbler” on the nameplate. That’d be better. Anybody? -bp [via Terez … Continue reading

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