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I Went Ahead and Fixed Escobar’s Eye Black

There, now we’re all on the same page. -bp [read here if you have no idea why Escobar is a dumb ass]

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Yunel Escobar is a Homophobe

Yunel Escobar. Shortstop. Blue Jay… Idiot. “TU ERE MARICON”. If my San Diego public school education serves me right, that Spanish phrase translates to “You’re a faggot.” I’m baffled. Escobar let someone write “You’re a faggot” on his eye black.¬† … Continue reading

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Doppelganger Time: Jose Bautista is Not Human

Jose Bautista is crushing the ball. Jose Bautista hit 3 home runs on Sunday. Jose Bautista is leading all of Major League Baseball in home runs. Jose Bautista is batting .415 with 13 homers and 21 RBIs in his last … Continue reading

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