Monthly Archives: March 2012

Mega Millions is up to $476 Million

Posted on March 28, 2012 by bp

Lobsters, it’s my duty to inform you that last night, no one won the $363-million Mega Millions lottery drawing, so Friday’s jackpot is expected to be a record $476 million, according to Megamillions.com. Therefore, I will be buying my first … Continue reading →

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Anthony Davis’ Highlight Reel from High School

Posted on March 27, 2012 by bp

Keep in mind… this was only last year. Pretty sick highlight reel. Not even fair to these other kids. It’s about 4 minutes long. Just tons of blocked shots, drained threes, big dunks, and picked pockets. This is basically the … Continue reading →

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The Underwear Flask: Coming to a Stadium Near You

Posted on March 27, 2012 by bp

Yes, that’s a flask that you can wear right on your underwear. No big deal, just whip it out and pour. Having trouble visualizing that? Well, here ya go. Well, isn’t that pleasant? It’s called the Freedom Flask, and you … Continue reading →

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Check Out How Hip Brittney Griner Is…

Posted on March 27, 2012 by bp

Contrary to everything I would’ve ever imagined, Brittney Griner and I have something in common. Longboarding. (Sector 9 skateboard term, not surfing.) I longboard almost every day… I take my two year old daughter. She loves it. I skated to … Continue reading →

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Tebow Appears to be Saddened by the Jets Signing

Posted on March 27, 2012 by bp

I’m sure you’ve all seen this already, but since I have a gigantic man crush on Tebow and you all judge me for it, I figured you’d enjoy watching this compilation video of Tebow saying how “excited” he is to … Continue reading →

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Kobe Got Himself a New Whip

Posted on March 27, 2012 by bp

That’s a Ferrari 458 Italia. “We’re told the Black Mamba paid $329,000 yesterday for the car … which he paid for in full with a check,” TMZ reported. Let me do my best Darren Rovell impression here: Kobe could have … Continue reading →

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Does the Pope Wear a Funny Hat?

Posted on March 27, 2012 by bp

¡Viva los Católicos! Does the pope wear a funny hat? You’re damn right he does. This made my freaking day. The pope visited México and rocked a sombrero. Love it. “Jefé, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?” … Continue reading →

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Ninja Impostors are on the Loose and Looking to Get High

Posted on March 26, 2012 by bp

WEST COVINA, Calif. — West Covina police say two people in ninja costumes robbed a medical marijuana delivery man but it’s not clear how much money or marijuana was taken. Police Lt. Alan Henley told the San Gabriel Valley Tribune … Continue reading →

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Prom Swag

Posted on March 26, 2012 by bp

I’ve decided to not provide any commentary on this. Just needed you lobsters to know this person existed. Who he is: “Louie Currently 19, about to be 20 soon 🙂 Puerto Rican and Black College Student I love sports= Ohio … Continue reading →

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Dancing Baylor Fan: Instant Legend

Posted on March 25, 2012 by bp

You kidding me with this freaking guy? I wanna party with you, cowboy.   I mean… look at him. How do you not want to party with this cat? If you ever make it to San Diego… drinks are on … Continue reading →

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