Category Archives: News

Real or Fake?

Posted on September 11, 2013 by bp

YouTube – In response to all of the questions: I had a hernia repair to fix residual tears from a previous surgery. I wish I could remember this but I was definitely out of it. This was my fifth surgery within … Continue reading →

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No Big Deal, Just a Biblical Plague of Shrieking CRICKETS Terrorizing Oklahoma: Swarming Buildings, Eating Each Other & Smelling ‘Like Rotten Meat’

Posted on September 6, 2013 by bp

DM – It’s cricket mating season in Oklahoma and unusually massive swarms of the frisky bugs are terrorizing the state’s residents. Not only does the field cricket have a noxious odor and shrieking chirp, it has a tendency toward cannibalism so … Continue reading →

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HILARIOUS.

Posted on August 7, 2013 by bp

Zings for Days… ugh. -bp

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Bob Filner Was Hitting On Military Rape Victims? Get This Dirtbag Out of Office

Posted on August 7, 2013 by bp

Don’t get me wrong, he should already be out of office… but this is the last straw. With each new accuser, the answer becomes crystal clear: Bob Filner needs to resign. He could also benefit from a good ass-kicking. He’s … Continue reading →

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I Had No Clue Stingrays Could Even Get This Big…

Posted on August 2, 2013 by bp

What up, Bebe! Read the whole story here about how this lady and her hubby love to hit up fishing “rodeos”, whatever the hell those are. For the record, I’d be as scared of that thing, even if it’s harmless, … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged stingray, world record stingray | 2 Comments

New Yorker… Bringing It…

Posted on July 26, 2013 by bp

Game. Set. Match. New Yorker… kinda surprised me though. Pretty aggressive for them. It’s the classier version of something the NY Post or Daily News would put out… -bp [as seen all over the tweet machine]

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Wes Welker’s Horse, “Undrafted”, is Racing at Del Mar Today…

Posted on July 17, 2013 by bp

Click to enlarge. Too bad they spelled his friggin’ name wrong. Whoops. Here’s his horse… -bp

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Ho Lee Fuk: That NTSB Intern Has Been Fired…

Posted on July 15, 2013 by bp

Welp… you had a nice run at your internship, kid. Good luck finding another job… ever. If by chance, you haven’t seen the video… brace yourself, this actually happened. Fire everybody. -bp

Posted in News | Tagged asiana flight, asiana flight intern, asiana flight names, ntsb intern | 1 Comment

Fear the Mako Shark…

Posted on July 15, 2013 by bp

Head out fishing in Maryland… strap a GoPro to some bait… and cruise around. Now you know what it would look like to get eaten by a Mako. No thanks. -bp [via BI]