Category Archives: Olympics

McKayla’s Not Impressed with T-Rex Vaulting

Posted on August 10, 2012 by bp

My first “McKayla is not impressed” creation. T-Rex! -bp [lobbed/inspired by LT, original drawing via]

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SPOILER: Villain for Next ‘Batman’ Movie Revealed

Posted on August 9, 2012 by bp

The Penguin and Poison Ivy made a baby. I’ll be here all day, folks. -bp [.gif via guyism]

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Has Roddy White Lost His Mind?

Posted on August 9, 2012 by bp

It doesn’t surprise me at all to hear Chris Johnson saying he could beat Usain Bolt in a foot race because CJ is dumber than a box of rocks. But Roddy White? My initial reaction to his tweet saying that … Continue reading →

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McKayla Maroney is Exploding the Internet

Posted on August 9, 2012 by bp

Let me make a few things clear. I like McKayla Maroney. She’s a Bolts fan, which is awesome…and I think she’s a good kid. Very talented, obviously. Currently, she’s blowing up the internet. Here’s a photo of her teaching Jenna … Continue reading →

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Who Wants to Come Visit China With Me?

Posted on August 8, 2012 by bp

Just another fun summer day at the beach, right? Some long sleeve onesies, some floaties, and some luchador masks. It’s all the rage now in China apparently. “A woman should always have fair skin,” one mask-wearing bather explained. “Otherwise people … Continue reading →

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Amazing: Usain Bolt’s Sprint vs. Every 100M Medalist Ever

Posted on August 8, 2012 by bp

Click to enlarge. Really cool video the NY Times put out yesterday. A bunch of you lobsters sent it to me, and rightfully so. Pretty crazy to see how far we’ve come. Usain Bolt is fast. -bp

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The Real Reason Michael Phelps is Retiring

Posted on August 7, 2012 by bp

Wouldn’t you? Meet model Megan Rossee, Michael Phelps’ girlfriend. Wowzahs… -bp [lobbed by about 14 lobsters… j dot being the final one that drove me to post]

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BREAKING: Usain Bolt is Still the Cockiest Man Alive

Posted on August 6, 2012 by bp

Yup. Bolt set an Olympic record in 100m with a time of 9.63. Fellow Jamaican Yohan Blake (9.75) and American Justin Gatlin (9.79) took silver and bronze respectively. Then, Bolt celebrated. Cockiest man alive. Don’t get me wrong. I love … Continue reading →

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This is What it Looks Like to Get Your Face Obliterated by Alex Morgan’s Knee

Posted on August 3, 2012 by bp

That’s Alex Morgan’s knee. That’s the New Zealand goalies face. That’s gonna leave a mark. My shoulder doesn’t hurt very much, but my face does. Right here. Not here or here so much, but riiiight here. -bp [gifs via]

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Gabby Douglas is on a Cereal Box. That Was Fast…

Posted on August 3, 2012 by bp

Aaaaaand one day after winning gold, Gabby Douglas is on a Corn Flakes box. Impressive, by Gabby and Kellogg’s. Wait a sec… who’s that photobombing her? None other than Aly Raisman’s parents. HAHAHAHAHA. -bp [h/t Rovell & TheBigLead]

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