Bring him to the Chiefs! I want to see him twice a year. I want him to sleep in my guest bedroom when he comes to San Diego to play the Chargers. Offer’s open, Tim.
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Fashionably speaking, unless they’re wearing their throwback uniforms, it seems the Padres can do no right with the San Diego fanbase. So when Paul Lukas of Uni Watch and ESPN wrote about the new 2013 batting practice hats for all MLB teams, and had this to say about the Padres, it came as no surprise to anyone. “A white cap with a navy front panel? Woof! Further evidence that this franchise has completely lost its way design-wise. Grade: D”
The hats are what you’d expect from the Padres. Pretty bland. Nothing exciting. Well, I’m done with boring… so here are ten hats I found on eBay that are way better than the Padres new BP hats. The team should adopt one of these gems immediately.
You’re welcome, lobsters. I expect to see one of these on the field at Petco soon.
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Click to enlarge. That’s the look, right? “WTF, man?” You know, the kinda look you give your teammate when he’s dribbling down the court and kicks another dude in the nuts in the middle of the game. Yeah, that kinda look.
Poor Ramon Sessions. Poor Ramon Sessions’ junk.
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SAN DIEGO – A smart car was found abandoned in Pacific Beach Wednesday and police are investigating how it got there.
San Diego police received a report about an abandoned car at 6:34 a.m. in the 4800 block of Ocean Boulevard.
A tow truck was called in to take the truck away.
“SWEET! What does mine say?” One of you lobsters are gonna wake up this afternoon and ask the question… “where’s my smart car?” Well, by now, it’s at tow yard. Expect to pay a hefty fine. That’s what you get for spending Christmas day getting hammered instead of talking to your family.
Kidding aside, fingers crossed that this is harmless and the end result here isn’t a report about someone getting eaten by a shark or drowning or something else terrible.
**update: as Katie pointed out, this is definitely a Car2Go ride… which means, the last driver registered to that car has some ‘splainin’ to do.**
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[lobbed by mac]
SAN DIEGO – Legendary comic book creator Stan Lee announced that Spider-Man dies in the latest Marvel comic book released Wednesday.
Fans paid tribute to the Spider-Man character on Lee’s Facebook page after he posted “The Death Of Spider-Man” article around 9 a.m. Wednesday.
“After 700 Amazing issues, we say Farewell to puny Peter Parker – thank daring Dan Slott for that one folks, but fear thee not, my good friends MTV Geek give Ol’ Web Head one heck of a send off,” Lee posted.
In the 700th edition of “The Amazing Spider-Man,” the superhero loses the battle with Doctor Octopus, according to Marvel writer Slott.
“This day was going to come,” Slott said in a video posted on MTV Geek. “Spider-Man was going to face his greatest odds, challenge, but he comes up short and ‘oh no, he’s dead.’” The issue was on sale Wednesday.
Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and call bullsh*t on this one. I don’t know crap about comic books, but I know you don’t kill off Spider-Man. So, you heard it hear first, folks… Spider-Man doesn’t really die, he’ll be back in another edition soon, this is just one giant elaborate media hoax to generate buzz. Spidey’ll be back. End of Story.
Right?
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Your move, King Herod. If you can somehow get by Mommy, Daddy, and an Angel of the Lord… Clay Matthews is waiting for your ass.
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[via Clay’s twitter]
Make it a good one, friends. Merry Christmas to all.
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So awsesome that he’s back to coach the Colts. Chuck freaking Strong. Love it.
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[pic via Rachel Nichols]
