Seriously… how bad do you feel for this dude? One day you’re living on Cloud 9 because 
one of the greatest TV shows in history is named after you… the next day you find out you’ve been sticking all your love letters directly into a pile of dog crap. Look at the bright side, Alf, all your high school buddies you’ve been sending mail to… the ones you assumed were dead because they never wrote you back… could still be alive.
-bp
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