Today’s San Diego Groupon is NOT a Joke

That’s a nice looking tummy. Let’s check the description for this deal. Water “prevents the ocean from becoming just another place to build mayonnaise factories“? Heh? You’re trying to sugar coat a colon blasting? Full disclosure here, I probably have tons of toxins in my body because I’ve never had “colon hydrotherapy.” However, to the best of my understanding… you get a rocket enema right up your arse. Mayonnaise factories? The hell? If you’re into it, get your groupon deal here. Absolute best thing about this deal description? “Limit 1 per visit.” hahaha.


[lobbed by Mac]

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