We Need a Name for Bryce Harper’s Hair

We need a name for it, right? I mean, it’s not a mohawk. Not really. It’s not just a mullet, because it’s got some extended duck-tail thingy going on at the very bottom, plus the shaved down sides, of course. Is there already a name out there for this thing and I’m just not cool enough to know it? It’s almost like an aggressive version of the look Evan Longoria used to rock.

But a tamer version of what that dude on American Idol currently rocks.

Had to look up his name…it’s Colton Dixon.

So, what’s Bryce Harper’s hair called? Everything has a name nowadays. Do we just name it the “Davy Crockett” and call it day?

Help, lobsters.


[bryce harper photo credit: Dennis Nett/The Post-Standard]

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