Golf Ball Found in Dead Whale Washed Ashore

SEATTLE (AP) — A gray whale found dead in Washington state’s Puget Sound had been feeding on shrimp and also had some debris, including a golf ball, in its stomach, but scientists don’t know what killed the animal…con’t reading here.

A sad day in whale land… sadder still is that “scientists don’t know what killed the animal.” Welp, we went ahead and solved the mystery to this heinous crime.

It’s just a shame our favorite marine biologist wasn’t there to save the day.


[lobbed by Jonesy]

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