Bryce Harper’s First MLB Hit… A Moonshot

What’s that? It was a moonshot, you say? Whatever do you mean? I mean…a moonshot.

Click to enlarge. NSFW!!!!

What’s going through your mind here? Let’s see, I’m in insane seats watching the best player in baseball right now, Matt Kemp… and I’m lucky enough to be at the Major League debut of a 19 year old kid that’s been touted as the next Babe Ruth/Ted Williams/Mickey Mantle super-human-ball-player. He might get his first hit here on this pictch… I can’t wait to see it! Wait, I know, instead of seeing it… I’ll bury my face in my seat, show my bare ass to the masses, hopefully land on LobShots, and get kicked out of the game. Yup, solid plan.

What an a.hole…


[pic via CJ]

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