Monthly Archives: April 2012

Padres Malt

Posted on April 25, 2012 by bp

Padres Malt, huh? Does this stuff still exist? If so, I want some… in fact, Padres fans probably need some just to make it through the games. You know, assuming they can even see they games… which they can’t if … Continue reading →

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Drinking Hand Sanitizer? Kids are Getting Dumber

Posted on April 25, 2012 by bp

Everybody keeps sending me links about kids drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk. Stories like this one and this one. Bottom line is this… if you’re stupid enough to drink hand sanitizer, you deserve to go to the ER. You’re … Continue reading →

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Am I Allowed To Take All the Credit for Latos’ Win Over the Giants or Just Some of It?

Posted on April 25, 2012 by bp

So, which is it? All or some? I guess I’ll settle for just some. I mean, I wasn’t actually pitching for him. I just posted a picture of my authographed “I Hate SF” ball as motivation, and boom… Latos throws … Continue reading →

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Kyle Blanks’ Shoulder

Posted on April 25, 2012 by bp

UT-SD -Outfielder-first baseman Kyle Blanks underwent surgery Tuesday afternoon to repair the posterior labrum in his left shoulder. The surgery was performed at Scripps Clinic Carmel Valley by three Padres team physicians – Drs. Heinz Hoenecke, Jan Fronek and Daniel … Continue reading →

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Golf Ball Found in Dead Whale Washed Ashore

Posted on April 25, 2012 by bp

SEATTLE (AP) — A gray whale found dead in Washington state’s Puget Sound had been feeding on shrimp and also had some debris, including a golf ball, in its stomach, but scientists don’t know what killed the animal…con’t reading here. … Continue reading →

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Today’s Groupon Girl Needs to Back Up Off Of Me

Posted on April 25, 2012 by bp

Not even kidding, stop looking at me like that. Put some clothes on, you sexy little minx. Despite your attempt at seduction, I will not buy your silly little reflexology massage. -bp

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For the Record, Mat Latos Still Hates SF

Posted on April 24, 2012 by bp

I wouldn’t want you guys to forget that I own this baseball. I know that Avenging Jack Murphy and RJ’s Fro remember, as we had an epic du-el over it. Even though I won, their pocketbooks are probably having the … Continue reading →

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Who Wins the Mugshot Battle? Deion vs. Pilar Sanders

Posted on April 24, 2012 by bp

VS. Pretty tough call, right? I mean… as far as mugshots go, Pilar looks really freaking good. Then again, so does Deion. What we do know for sure… is that they’re both batshit crazy. If you’ve been living under a … Continue reading →

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Weirdest RGIII Sculpture You’ll Ever See…

Posted on April 24, 2012 by bp

I guess I don’t have much to add to what RGIII said in his tweet with this picture. You kidding me, Subway? Weirdest looking thing I’ve ever seen. Smart though, ugly as it is… here we are blogging about it. … Continue reading →

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No Biggie, Just a Giant Spider Eating a Snake

Posted on April 24, 2012 by bp

Oh my dear Lord. Nightmares, much? This crap just moved Cairns, in Australia, a LOT higher up on my “cities I’ll never visit” list. Read all about it here… you know, if you don’t want to enjoy the rest of … Continue reading →

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