Well, TMZ is reporting that Matthew Fox got a DUI in Oregon on Friday. As was falsely reported by everybody last time Fox had a run-in with the law, the above photo is NOT his mugshot. Just some other dude, that looks like a much fatter, grosser and more pathetic version of Mr. Fox. Like I said in the post where I thought it was Matthew Fox, he’s got that “Oh-God-I-got-a-DUI-my-life-is-over-and-I-can’t-contain-my-emotions” look on his face.
Even though it’s not him…it’s fun to pretend it is, right? Look at that stupid bacon neck.
-bp