Padres Are The Hottest Team in Baseball — ESPN Couldn’t Possibly Care Less

Eight straight. EIGHT STRAIGHT! Pretty freaking impressive. The Casey Kelly era began with a bang. Six shutout innings, and some run support from our catcher of the future, Yasmani Grandal…led to a 3-0 win over the BARVES. It was perfect. ESPN’s main MLB page didn’t even recognize the amazing start to the career of Kelly, or the fact that the Padres have the longest winning streak in all of baseball. So I fixed their stupid little headlines section of to the right of their page. See what I did there? “Win 8 str8”?! 8 STR8!!

Clever just pours out of my pores. Ohhhhhhh!!!! I did it again! Pours. Pores.

*punches self in face*


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