Monthly Archives: November 2012

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin Fired! (No, No He Wasn’t…Yet)

Posted on November 25, 2012 by bp

This is why I love wikipedia. The most reliable information in all the land. -bp

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GOOBLE GOOBLE!!!

Posted on November 21, 2012 by bp

I can’t imagine anybody finds it funnier than I do that Trader Joe’s made about a billion Thanksgiving stickers that say “GOOBLE GOOBLE” instead of “GOBBLE GOBBLE”. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving, lobsters. I love and appreciate that you guys read the … Continue reading →

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Happy 42nd Birthday Ken Griffey, Jr.

Posted on November 21, 2012 by bp

The Kid. I feel like that’s the last great baseball card. The ’89 Upper Deck rookie card. After that card, the industry went down hill. For shame… either way, happy birthday to one of the greatest ever. A travesty that … Continue reading →

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Jack Taylor, Chuck Taylor, Frank Taylor… Who Gives a Crap

Posted on November 21, 2012 by bp

Love you, lobsters. Thanks for always lobbing up stories to me. But for the love of God, stop sending me the one about this Jack Taylor kid that scored 138 points. Good for him. He made a mockery of the … Continue reading →

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Cab Driver in Singapore Finds $900k in Cash, Manages to Elude Certain Death

Posted on November 21, 2012 by bp

SINGAPORE — A Singaporean taxi driver has been heralded as a hero after he returned Sg$1.1 million ($900,000) in cash to a vacationing Thai couple who left the money in his cab. Sia Ka Tian, 70, was shocked to find … Continue reading →

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The Reverse Lakers Bros is Somehow Even Funnier

Posted on November 21, 2012 by bp

Original Lakers bro GIF posted here… the reverse is pretty freaking funny. The “DEAL WITH IT” thing is unnecessary. Funny without it. Thanks to John over at Bolts from the Blue for sending it to me. I envision tons of … Continue reading →

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Lakers Bros are Dominating the Internet Today…

Posted on November 20, 2012 by bp

A more perfect reaction to a Lakers bucket doesn’t exist. You can’t tell me that these two bros aren’t lobsters, not for a second. Surprised they’re not holding up a Lobshots sign. Hit me up, guys. I’ll tell people to … Continue reading →

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Go Help Get Some Cute Kids Go to Nationals…

Posted on November 20, 2012 by bp

Your second “go do good in this world” post of the day on Lobshots. I’ve got a friend whose daughter is on that Carlsbad Pop Warner cheer team you see above. I know that I started my long and illustrious … Continue reading →

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Lobsters, Go Give Blood with the Chargers. It’s Important.

Posted on November 20, 2012 by bp

Yo. This is a big deal. A few years back, my dad would have died if he didn’t have a ton of blood waiting for him during some intense surgeries. Giving blood saves lives, so don’t be selfish and go … Continue reading →

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A Cane That’s Also a Freaking Mandolin?

Posted on November 20, 2012 by bp

If I ever require the use of a cane to get around… you’re damn right I’m gonna be able to sit down and play some me some Maggie Mae on it. You can buy one here on Etsy for $375. … Continue reading →

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