Congrats to Seattle on the win. Really happy that ALF showed up to the game. Really sad that RGIII got hurt in the game. The ALF fan pic crushing a BL is great… this new RGIII logo that was floating around twitter last night?
Not great.
-bp
[h/t @dcsportsbog]
Megan Fox just joined twitter and unlike Kobe Bryant, her avatar game is STRONG. That’s her avatar above. She’s stunning. Oh, and her third tweet? Just a lifesize replica of R2-D2, a couple of giant pinball machines and what appears to be a massive fathead of a woman in a bikini of sorts…maybe holding a gun? A woman that looks strikingly like Megan herself.
Awesome. You’re off to a great social media start, Megan.
-bp
There he is, folks. Yippee… Kobe has finally come around to the world of social media. I really hope he changes that whole ‘twitter bird with a black mamba tongue’ thing he’s going for…
I hate it.
-bp
If you’re wondering what nails look like on a Redskins fan after 11 years of growth… welp, you’re disgusting too.
*vomits everywhere*
-bp
[via b/r]
So, twitter is blowing up with reports that Andy Reid is the Chiefs new head coach and their GM Scott Pioli has been fired. This is a weird thing… I certainly did not want Andy Reid as the Chargers head coach… yet, at the same time, I don’t like having him in the AFC West. He’s dangerous. Never underestimate the walrus.
Oh, I used that photoshopped image of Reid up top because I’m sick and tired of you guys making fun of my bitmap skills.
Honestly, I can’t even tell the difference.
-bp
[photoshop via]
If I told you that Rex Ryan* had a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey with no pants on… and she was Tebowing**… you’d call me ________ ?
Front page material, folks. Yep, “KINKY INKY“…
Speechless. I literally have no speech.
-bp
*I mean, this could be fake. Photoshopped tat? Or not even Rex at all? But the Daily News isn’t that dumb, right? I bet they are…
**yes, I realize she might not be Tebowing, rather in some pinup girl pose from Rob Ullman, or someone like him.
[h/t BC via New York Daily News]
Early this morning, Yonder Alonso tweeted “Ones a cheater always a cheater!!!” I thought that was an interesting thing to tweet, so I responded, as you can see above. I didn’t get a response.
Left to Right: Ryan Perry, Yasmani Grandal, Yonder Alonso and Ryan Braun
I thought it was a weird thing to tweet since his Miami teammate, and current Padres teammate Yasmani Grandal was recently suspended from MLB for cheating. I don’t know either of them personally. I know they’re both Cuban and they both play baseball. Can I, in good conscience, make the jump that Yonder is talking about Yasmani when he says, “Once* a cheater always a cheater!!!“? Of course not. Nobody can.
SAN DIEGO, CA - AUGUST 27: Yonder Alonso #23 of the San Diego Padres puts shaving cream on the face Yasmani Grandal #12 after the Padres beat the Atlanta Braves 3-0 at Petco Park in a baseball game on August 27, 2012 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Denis Poroy/Getty Images)
Are they buddies? I don’t know. I think people assume they are because they’re both Cuban, they went to college together, and they play professionally together. Buddies enough for Yonder to throw pie in Yasmani’s face…
However, like I said… I can’t jump to conclusions, so I will present to you the facts.
That’s all I’ve got. Maybe it has nothing to do with Yasmani at all? But why delete the tweet instead of just clarifying that you were talking about, say… a chess or a checkers match? I don’t know either. I’ll let you know if I hear back from Yonder or Yasmani.
-bp
[*correction mine]
Wow. That’s Jon Bostic, Florida linebacker knocking the snot outta Louisville quarterback Teddy Bridgewater with an illegal hit. Honestly, I was watching the Shawshank Redemption last night instead of the Sugar Bowl. From what I’ve read, it was a pretty solid upset from Louisville though, beating No. 3 ranked Florida 33-23. Anyway, that photo is one of the coolest shots I’ve ever seen. Looks like a prize fight, not a football game. Glad Bridgewater didn’t get too hurt in the process.
This was all I could think about…
“YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUUGG-OUT!!”
-bp
[photo via Associated Press photographer Bill Haber]
Listen, I don’t normally make blanket statements or speak in absolutes… so I’m breaking my own rule here. But, you’re an idiot if you don’t have this lobster iPhone case. It’s easily the safest and most practical case ever created. Chicks will dig it, and if you’re a chick… dudes will dig it. It fits easily in most pockets. It never gets in the way. It’s never awkward to talk about when people see it and ask why you have a gigantic lobster as an iPhone case. People obviously know you’re a walking talking Lobshots lobster, so they immediately love you more. It’s just a no-brainer… get this case for your iPhone and you’ll immediately have a better life. End of story.
-bp
[lobbed by Michael, Jeff, Timmy, Jay and I think three other dudes that I can’t remember, sorry]
That’s Clowney’s wikipedia page, which will most likely be updated if you click through that link. “In the Outback Bowl, Clowney obliterated the entire state of Michigan when he hit Wolverines’ running back Vincent Smith and forced a fumble. There are now only 49 states in the United States and Roger Goodell has suspended Clowney for the first game of his NFL career.” Just wonderful. If you haven’t seen the hit, there are two angles of it here. If you’d like to see it Mortal Kombat style… well…
Fatality.
-bp
