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NBA on Lockout: Dwyane Wade Thinks He’s Funny

NEW YORK — The National Basketball Association announced that it will commence a lockout of its players, effective at 12:01 am ET on July 1, until a new collective bargaining agreement is reached with the National Basketball Players Association. “The expiring … Continue reading

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I Wanna Party with Rampage Jackson and Ron Artest

Rampage Jackson and Ron Artest are out clubbing together. Dunno when or where… and don’t care, until it happens next time. Who wouldn’t want to party with these guys? Ron Ron is certifiable by admission, and hands down my favorite … Continue reading

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Damn You, Spero Dedes

Farther Off The Wall – After Spero Dedes declined the Lakers’ offer to step in as their new TV play-by-play man, Bill Macdonald was hired to replace Joel Meyers with just a one-year contract today. Industry sources say that Dedes … Continue reading

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TMZ Throws Shaq Under the Sex Tape Bus

TMZ – Shaq In Middle of Kidnapping, Robbery, Sex Tape Case – Shaquille O’Neal is embroiled in a criminal case in which 7 gang members allegedly kidnapped, beat up and robbed a man who claimed to have a tape showing … Continue reading

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I Hate Kim Kardashian

So, the idiot forward for the New Jersey Nets, Kris Humphries, proposed to Kim Kardashian, and gave her a 20.5 carat diamond ring. Oh, and thanks to Kim’s awful mom, they had two mini-horses waiting for them, covered in glitter, … Continue reading

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Lakers Bow Out Gracefully

Mavericks sweep the Lakers. There’s a headline that everybody predicted. I’m so mad at the Lakers right now, I can’t even express my frustration in words. I wish there were buttons on my keyboard that just screamed and yelled and … Continue reading

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Kobe Bryant buys a $100,000 Bundle of Sticks

Dammit Kobe. What the hell is going on here? The Lakers stop their 5 game skid by beating the Western Division leading San Antonio Spurs, Steve Blake has the chicken pox, Lamar Odom is filming a show with Miss Piggy, … Continue reading

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Lakers Lose 5th Straight: I Blame Bieber

Damn you Bieber, Damn you.  The last time I heard anything about you was when you were lighting up Staples Center at the Celebrity All-Star game and taking MVP honors.  You were drilling 3’s, crossing over C-List Celebs, and getting … Continue reading

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Tom Brady doing his best Mark Madsen

Thank you, Tom Brady, for once again proving to us all… your douchebaggery knows no bounds. In Brazil for Carnival with his smoking hot wife Gisele Bundchen, Tom decided to break out into a little dance. I didn’t think there … Continue reading

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Carmar’e vs. Armelo

I don’t know which one’s gonna stick, but you heard it here first, folks. Carmar’e! Armelo! Which one’s it gonna be? How do I copyright or trademark that crap? I promise you… you will see or hear one of those … Continue reading

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