Tag Archives: LobShots

Crazy Lobsters are Showing up Everywhere

Posted on July 24, 2012 by bp

That’s a photo that a mob of you lobsters sent me. You lobsters, meaning… the readers of this site. If you don’t know what I’m talking about… welcome… read it here. Lobshots readers = Lobsters. I love the lobster industry, … Continue reading →

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Lady Lobsters Representing at the LA Kings Game

Posted on May 8, 2012 by bp

At this point, our favorite lady lobster, Collins, who’s on the left, has sent us photos from a Clippers game and a different Kings game…so, she’s just rubbing it in our faces now. She said, and I quote, “I didn’t … Continue reading →

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Luck be a lady… tonight.

Posted on April 17, 2012 by bp

Well, wouldya look at that. I know I said that you wouldn’t be hearing about the NHL playoffs here on LobShots much, but when the beautiful lady lobsters speak… I listen. Those two beauties are Collins and Christi… watching the … Continue reading →

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Another Lobster in Lob City…Another LobShots Sign

Posted on March 15, 2012 by bp

No big deal… just a beautiful lobster at the Clippers game, hanging out in a suite. That’s Collins. Thanks for the pic…keep ’em coming, lobsters. Oh, one more thing… I’m guessing most of you jokers don’t have your own IMDb … Continue reading →

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100 Million Pounds of Lobsters Caught – Amazing

Posted on January 31, 2012 by bp

HALLOWELL, Maine — Maine lobstermen last year caught more than 100 million pounds of lobster, the first time the lobster catch has topped the 100 million-pound mark, the state’s top fisheries official said Tuesday. The preliminary catch numbers for 2011 … Continue reading →

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LobShots is Famous…For Threatening to KILL Kim Kardashian

Posted on December 9, 2011 by bp

Well, wouldya look at that? I, BP, am being accused of threatening to KILL KIM KARDASHIAN. Have bad eyes? Let me give that to you in a close up… That, fellow lobsters, is a photo of Life & Style Weekly … Continue reading →

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Lady Gaga is No Lobster… She’s No Lobster At All

Posted on November 30, 2011 by bp

Somebody sent me this picture of the awful Lady Gaga out of disgust because she’s misrepresenting the awesomeness of a lobster. I can’t stand this chick and her whole schtick… just drives me nuts. I want to gag, poke my … Continue reading →

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Lobsters Make the World Go ‘Round…

Posted on November 30, 2011 by bp

I’ve decided I have a goal. You’re lobsters, so I’m sharing my goal with you. My goal is that when you search the word “lobster” on google… LobShots.com shows up on the first page. A lofty goal because, you know… … Continue reading →

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You, My Friends… are Lobsters.

Posted on August 24, 2011 by bp

I love LobShots. Showman loves LobShots. Of course we do, it’s our website. More importantly…we love our readers. So much so that we want a name for you. We tossed around a few that all sucked balls. Lobbers. Lobshotters. Lobshooters. … Continue reading →

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Kate Upton Wants to Marry Me

Posted on March 18, 2011 by bp

What? You weren’t up all night getting jocked by Kate Upton? I was. As everyone knows, she just killed it in the most recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She wasn’t the covergirl, but it didn’t matter… she stole the show. … Continue reading →

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