Takeo Spikes’ Neck is Bigger Than Your Waist

I swear his neck is like the 8th wonder of the world. I can’t stop staring. I want to look away, I just can’t. Most football players are just normal dudes that get scary looking when they put all their pads on. Takeo Spikes is the opposite… I see him in pads, I see a football player… I see him without pads, I want to grab my blanky, run and sit in a corner while I suck my thumb and cry for mama.

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