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An Annual Tradition: 2014 MLB Predictions

[editor’s note: This is an entry from a friend of mine, Dallas McLaughlin. In addition to writing, he does stand-up comedy, and other neat things. I asked him to give you lobsters a glimpse of what the 2014 baseball season … Continue reading

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Sweet Baby Gorilla

Editor’s note: Hey guys, this article is by Rick from RJ’s Fro. He and I just spent some time together on Bloggers Take Over with Fox Sports San Diego. He usually writes about the Padres, but the cuteness of the baby gorilla … Continue reading

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10/4 Good Buddy

[bp and showman ripping fireball shots] Dear Faithful Lobsters, Mac here, I have a little something to say… Today, 10/4, is a day to be celebrated by all… Today is the day that Ethyl and Humphrey Phelps* brought little baby … Continue reading

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Cannonball Coming!

What a glorious day.  Glory.  Here’s a quick review… We did not, as planned, ask Gates whether he preferred Rivers or Drew Brees at QB.  Prior to arriving we thought that’d be hilarious, throwing that awkward question bomb… 1. because … Continue reading

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A Simple Request for Friarhood

Hi, all. My name is John. I’ve shown up around these parts in the past to stir up some shit. BP was dumb enough to give me access to his site so that I can write here from time to time. … Continue reading

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Lou Gehrig, Columbia University, 1922

Telling me he couldn’t rope a shot through one of those windows? -caster [pic from uniform critic]

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Of All The Omelette Joints In All The Towns In All The World…

Date: Tues June 25 2013  Place: Brian’s 24 Diner, Downtown San Diego.    So I randomly tried Brian’s 24 because there was an hour wait at our first choice, C-Level.  Well, guess who didn’t go to C-Level either that night?  Donovan … Continue reading

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Win a Date with Tad Hamilton Philip Rivers

Caster here. I attended the 2013 San Diego Chargers “Shoot to Cure Huntington’s Disease” with BP this past weekend. Attending this event allowed me learn more about this disease [and its sad effect on one’s mental and motor control] and to … Continue reading

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Is the NFL Investigating Randy Moss?

Just prior to Super Bowl kickoff, we’ve been informed by sources, that the NFL is investigating Randy Moss for this dangerous combination of socks and Tevas*. With heightened scrutiny following Ray Lewis’ deer antler spray, the league can’t be too … Continue reading

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Is The Mighty 1090AM Buying Twitter Followers?

Hi. Umm….I’m John. You might know me, you might not. It’s probably not important for you to know me. What is important is that BP knows me, and from time to time we chat about things. Yesterday, he mentioned that … Continue reading

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