Category Archives: Celebrities

“The Only Reason the Sun Rises Each Day is Because Morgan Freeman Narrated That Sunrise in His Dreams The Night Before”

  This is just incredible. Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman — Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman. You must listen to that YouTube clip. Brilliant. “Morgan Freeman doesn’t have sex, when he smiles a baby simply appears in a field full of kittens.” … Continue reading

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Of Course eBay Has a Katherine Webb “Rookie Card”

★KATHERINE WEBB Hand-Crafted ‘Refractor Rookie Card’-Alabama Crimson Roll Tide!★ Hahahahahahahaha! For $9.99, you can buy this Katherine Webb “rookie card”. This dude is either a genius or a moron. Either way, I love it. Internet creativity at its finest. Now, … Continue reading

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Megan Fox Joined Twitter and So Far, It’s Awesome…

Megan Fox just joined twitter and unlike Kobe Bryant, her avatar game is STRONG. That’s her avatar above. She’s stunning. Oh, and her third tweet? Just a lifesize replica of R2-D2, a couple of giant pinball machines and what appears … Continue reading

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Beauty Queen Mouths Off… Is Promptly Ordered to Pay $5 MIL For Defamation

If you haven’t read about the beauty queen who claimed the Miss USA contest was rigged click here. I’m not sure who co-signed the loan on this beauty queen’s mouth… but they’re probably second-guessing that support now. “You see, what … Continue reading

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Tweetering Fun With a Supermodel & a Pro Football Player

Shawne, Bar Refaeli is Israeli. She was born into a Jewish family. She speaks Hebrew. That’s Hebrew you see. This concludes today’s lesson in culture. lol -bp

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How’d Lindsay Lohan Pregame for Her Arrest? Biebs.

What a freaking train wreck. By now, you know that Lindsay Lohan got arrested for smacking some lady at a NYC nightclub at 4am this morning, but I find it comical nobody’s talking about the best part of the story. … Continue reading

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This Tim Tebow & Camilla Belle Thing is Nuts

That. That picture right there… and random staffers at a bowling alley that said Tim Tebow & Camilla Belle were “holding hands and touching,” is all it took for every media outlet on the planet to report that they were dating. … Continue reading

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WOW: Brooklyn Decker + Andy Roddick = The Bobbits

I just… I mean… I can’t… I’m almost speechless. Serious? How’d this go down? Andy: “Babe, I’ve got a great idea for Halloween…” Brooklyn: “Lemme guess, you want me to dress up all slutty like Paulina Gretzky.” Andy: “No, no, … Continue reading

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The Rock as The Hulk = Mind Blown

This is both amazing and terrifying. Love The Rock. Dude is an absolute physical specimen. Amazing costume. -bp [lobbed by jam]

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Kate Upton on the Cover of Italian Vogue

You know, I had forgotten she had such gigantic….. red lips. -bp [thanks Kate]

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