Category Archives: Sports

Kate Upton Owns All-Star Weekend

Posted on July 11, 2011 by bp

Kate Upton is a goddess. My goddess. Has everybody forgotten that she proposed to me? She did. She wanted me to join her for All Star Weekend but I declined and came to Hawaii instead. No big whoop. Anyway, I … Continue reading →

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Yao Ming Retires

Posted on July 8, 2011 by bp

Are you serious with this picture?!?! Yao Ming, topless, running with a face only his mother could love, next to the Chinese women’s national power walking team!! Jackpot. Anyway, Yao Ming retired today, which was shocking news to me.  I could … Continue reading →

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Dockett’s Croc

Posted on July 8, 2011 by bp

Unreal. And bro, I don’t think Nino appreciates you sitting on his mom. ***Me chilln in the alligator pit with NINO’s MOM! *** clown. -bp and Showman [via Shutdown Corner]

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Plank You Very Much

Posted on July 7, 2011 by bp

I’ll be the first to admit, then when I heard about the idea of ‘The Planking Game’, I didn’t get it and thought it was stupid.  Now that I have had time to think about it some more… I still … Continue reading →

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Joe Johnson is an Idiot

Posted on July 6, 2011 by bp

They see me rollin’, they hatin’… Yeah, Joe Johnson, everyone is hating on you.  This is one of the dumbest cars… no, purchases I’ve ever seen.  What I see, is a lifted F-650 with a puke colored paint job, mismatched rims, … Continue reading →

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I love Showman

Posted on July 6, 2011 by bp

How is it possible that I’m already taking heat for “throwing Showman under the bus”? Comments, texts, gchats and emails. Seriously? So, here I am in the Honolulu airport waiting for my Kauai connector flight posting my official apology for … Continue reading →

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Happy Anniversary to Holyfield’s Ear!

Posted on June 28, 2011 by bp

Iron Mike. Dude seems to have been in the news a lot lately. Funny how The Hangover totally resurrected his career. Can you call it a career? His existence? I dunno. Anyway, Happy Anniversary to Evander Holyfield’s ear! Crazy to … Continue reading →

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Costacos Brothers: The Greatest Sports Posters Ever Made

Posted on June 22, 2011 by bp

Salon 94 is pleased to present For the Kids, an exhibition of sports lithographs from the archives of John and Tock Costacos.  Opening on Thursday, June 23rd 2011 at Salon 94 Freemans and curated by Fabienne Stephan and Adam Shopkorn, … Continue reading →

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The Vancouver Riots: Humanity at Its Worst

Posted on June 16, 2011 by bp

I don’t know about you, but when I think of rowdy hockey fans… skinny Asians are the first people that come to mind. Who the hell does this kid think he is? If he wasn’t wearing that t-shirt and holding … Continue reading →

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Professional Golfers Are Actually Funny

Posted on June 15, 2011 by bp

Awhile ago my buddy Toother turned me on to a couple of videos of Ben Crane that had been floating around the internet.  For those of you who don’t know, Ben Crane is a PGA Tour golfer who is known throughout … Continue reading →

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