Monthly Archives: May 2011

MLB Highlight of the Year: The Amazing & Elusive Astros Fan

Posted on May 16, 2011 by bp

You’ve hopefully already seen this, just throwing it up in case you missed it. This amazing Astros fan that is clearly drunk and skilled in the art of parkour. Love this dude. Get after it, son. Guess what, opening scene … Continue reading →

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Doppelganger Time: Jose Bautista is Not Human

Posted on May 16, 2011 by bp

Jose Bautista is crushing the ball. Jose Bautista hit 3 home runs on Sunday. Jose Bautista is leading all of Major League Baseball in home runs. Jose Bautista is batting .415 with 13 homers and 21 RBIs in his last … Continue reading →

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Chances of Andrei Kirilenko Becoming a Serial Killer Just Went WAY Up

Posted on May 16, 2011 by bp

Andrei Kirilenko has never had a tattoo before. He sorta does now. I have no clue what the hell is going on here with this tat. Twitter was blowing up a week or so ago about Kirilenko getting a World … Continue reading →

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Golf Spectator Fishes a Club out of the Water for a Pro…Gets a Slap in the Face for his Reward

Posted on May 16, 2011 by bp

Some golfer, Michael Bradley, whom I’ve never even heard of, apparently chucked his driver into the water when teeing off at the 7th tee at The Players Championship. “I just hit a poor drive and kind of dropped the club, … Continue reading →

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Shocking News: Bin Laden Loved Porn

Posted on May 13, 2011 by bp

So, I read the Fox News headline “Extensive Porn Stash Reportedly Found in Bin Laden Compound”. No joke, my first thought was “huh, they spelled ”stache’ wrong…and why were all these dumb terrorists found in the compound rockin’ mustaches? I … Continue reading →

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Ashton Kutcher to Replace Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men

Posted on May 12, 2011 by bp

Can’t nobody hold you down! Oh no, you got to keep on movin’! Here’s the tweet from Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) one hour ago. Get it, geniuses? Two and a half. So, Ashton Kutcher is the new Charlie Sheen. We’ve been … Continue reading →

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Disney’s Sexual Innuendos are Alive and Well

Posted on May 12, 2011 by bp

Unbelievable. Hey Disney, what exactly were you thinking doing this to poor, sweet, innocent little Belle from Beauty and the Beast? I know you have a bit of a colored past when it comes to your movie animators using their … Continue reading →

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A Real Childrens Book? “Go the F**k to Sleep”

Posted on May 12, 2011 by bp

Go the fok to sleep? Heh. Oh! I get it. That is one well placed moon. Nice childrens book, bro. Anybody feel free to chime in on this one… what going on here? Is this a real book? It must … Continue reading →

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LobShots Most Influential Athletes… Taste it, Forbes

Posted on May 12, 2011 by bp

I wish it didn’t bother me… but this Forbes’ Most Influential Athletes list is lodged under my skin. So, I did the only logical thing a sports blogger can do… fix it. I’ve combined forces with Showman and Mac to … Continue reading →

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5.11.11: The 1927 NY Yankees or 2011 San Diego Padres?

Posted on May 12, 2011 by bp

Mark your calendars, folks. May 11th, 2011 will be the best offensive production the San Diego Padres will post in 2011. I hope I’m wrong, I really do. But what we saw from the Padres on Wednesday was just unreal. … Continue reading →

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